“I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction. One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.” So says Matthew McConaughey’s Rust Cohle, the morbidly funny philosopher-cum-investigator of True Detective. One quote is enough to understand why Woody Harrelson looks constantly pained.
But when his entire philosophy is mashed together in one nihilistic supercut, it’s just about the bleakest thing on the Internet. Poor Woody. Yay for us.