Even if Matthew Fox makes complete stinkbombs for the rest of his human existence, he'll always be celebrated for his tremendous performance as Jack Shephard, the dude who singlehandedly inspired one of my friends to be a spinal surgeon. This same person is now in medical school, and has tragically gone the route of intolerable people currently in medical school--who spend the entire day talking about how they are in medical school, an activity that is nearly always followed followed by getting drinks with other people in medical school, where it will be continually be discussed that the members of the outing are all indeed, in medical school. If you've ever had the pleasure to wallflower on one of these occasions, you'll know that aside from their affinity to engage in group lunches at University food courts, these specimens also enjoy overcrowding tables in the back rooms of large bars, making everyone else wonder whether or not this is the entire group's first time consuming alcohol in front of other people.

ANYWAY, this is pretty funny. Jack Shephard's daughter lurves One Direction, but Jack Shephard makes it clear thatz not okay: