by Brandon Wenerd on December 9, 2012

“Cold Open: Fiscal Cliff”

“Maine Justice”

A bunch of Yankee Maineiacs who think they're from the bayous of Louisiana. Doesn't make a lick of sense, but that's why it's so funny. Can we get a “hell yeah” for Charlie Day as a Southern Congressman? Hell yeah.

“Jamie Foxx Monologue”

“Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney”

Seriously, it's impossible to tell who is who?

“Tree Pimps”

Yesterday I got suckered into paying $75 for a tiny tree from one of these sidewalk tree guys. Trust me: The gypsies that hustle Christmas trees on the streets of New York City are a special breed of pimp.

“Tyler Perry”

I didn't know we were still making Tyler Perry jokes in 2012, but I guess that's still a thing.

“Weekend Update: The Ding Dong”

The Twinkie got all the attention on the Hostess casualty list, so now it's the Ding Dongs turn to say something.

“Swarvoski Crystals”

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong “aren't pornstars anymore.”

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