Louis CK Is Going On An Enjoyably Crazy Twitter Rant About Space, Time And Existence

I’m on the record as believing pretty much any absurd theory about space and time and existence and all that shit. I mean, space and us, when you fucking look at it, it is so fucking nuts.

Humans. Black holes. Consciousness. Light years. Wild stuff.

Would I be surprised to find out that galaxies were actually LEDs in a laptop screen and we are orbiting a single pixel of some dude’s Macbook? Sounds good to me.

I’ll speculate on any shit. Just because it seems implausible to you doesn’t make it incorrect. In fact, to me, the more implausible, the better.

Luckily, Louis CK exists, and is spouting some enjoyable bullshit about the universe on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519877621929480193

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519878355907534849

My gut would go with Venus. But when you look how quickly people have evolved, isn’t it possible we’ve come and gone and come and gone? Why the freak not?

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519885535016677376

This is also the plot of Transformers. This is also turning into an A plus Louis CK Twitter rant.

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519885750339641344

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519886219552231426

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519886286052937728

Can’t disprove this one bit.

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519899055254937601

Getting crazier. I like.

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519899350978527233

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519903092679008256

Yea, figured as much. But that’s okay.

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519903950988791809

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519904582001246208

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905022520623105

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905278674751488

https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905355073990657

That’s exactly what a high person would say.