I’m on the record as believing pretty much any absurd theory about space and time and existence and all that shit. I mean, space and us, when you fucking look at it, it is so fucking nuts.
Humans. Black holes. Consciousness. Light years. Wild stuff.
Would I be surprised to find out that galaxies were actually LEDs in a laptop screen and we are orbiting a single pixel of some dude’s Macbook? Sounds good to me.
I’ll speculate on any shit. Just because it seems implausible to you doesn’t make it incorrect. In fact, to me, the more implausible, the better.
Luckily, Louis CK exists, and is spouting some enjoyable bullshit about the universe on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519877621929480193
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519878355907534849
My gut would go with Venus. But when you look how quickly people have evolved, isn’t it possible we’ve come and gone and come and gone? Why the freak not?
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519885535016677376
This is also the plot of Transformers. This is also turning into an A plus Louis CK Twitter rant.
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519885750339641344
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519886219552231426
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519886286052937728
Can’t disprove this one bit.
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519899055254937601
Getting crazier. I like.
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519899350978527233
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519903092679008256
Yea, figured as much. But that’s okay.
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519903950988791809
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519904582001246208
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905022520623105
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905278674751488
https://twitter.com/louisck/status/519905355073990657
That’s exactly what a high person would say.