Lonely Island recruited Michael Bolton to sing the hook in their latest SNL digital short. Awesome, right? Not so much. The gang finds out mid-music video that Michael Bolton has a peculiar obsession with "Pirates of the Caribbean," especially the swashbuckling Jack Sparrow. Perhaps it's an appropriate homage with "Pirates of The Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides" premiering in two weeks. But Bolton's obsession goes much deeper than Johnny Depp; turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile. He also channels his inner-Forrest Gump, Erin Brockovich, and Tony Monanta in the music video. If you've ever wanted to see a soft-rock legend pretend to ingest a "Scarface"-style mountain of cocaine, here's your chance.