Lindsay Lohan Does A Full Blown Split In Her Undies On A Yacht, Crawls Around Deck Like A Normal Person

You really gotta respect Lindsay Lohan for literally not giving a fuck what you, I, or the law has to say about her antics. Just doing a full blown split in her undies on a yacht in St.Tropez and crawling around the deck like she just ate a boulder of grade A molly. Just Lindsay being Lindsay. And you know she’d do the same shit if the camera wasn’t on her. That’s authenticity that you don’t find in most celebs. Call her crazy or ratchet, but don’t try to deny for one second that she’d be a blue chip player to party with. An absolute tornado of good times. And good times are what I’m about. Good times are what life’s about. Lindsay gets that, so in that respect, she’s the most sane person on the planet.

[h/t TMZ]

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