The Kardashians are annoying trolls. You know it, I know it, South Park knows it. They’re magnificent attention whores that have figured out how to never leave the pop culture gaze. We’re all worse for it.
Not everyone out in Hollywoodland gets sucked into their vacuum of shallow fame-whore, reality TV fuckery, though. Leonardo DiCaprio – a Bro King in every sense of the term – may not be able to get that Oscar, but he sure as hell wasn’t going to stoop to the Kardashians level when it came to attending a day party this weekend. Via Fox News:
Leo DiCaprio, along with Paris Hilton, refused to be filmed for “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” while partying on Sunday at Los Angeles daytime bash XIV Summer Sessions, which is perhaps most famous for its guests getting carried away with Champagne spraying.
There was a made-for-reality-TV scene as Brody Jenner was DJ-ing at the party, with his progressively weirder-looking dad, Bruce Jenner, fist-pumping (“Jersey Shore”-style) by his side in the DJ booth, along with brother Brandon Jenner.
A spy said, “Leo didn’t want to be filmed for ‘Keeping Up’ and didn’t want to arrive until filming was over.” Leo joined his close pal Lukas Haas and a group for a Mexican-themed party for Frankie Delgado.
We’ve all rolled into a party before, checked out the scene, then said, “nahhhh” before even heading over to the keg for a beer. That’s pretty much exactly what Leo did here. Classy move, Bro. He showed up — presumably with four models on each arm — saw plastic surgery hobbit overlord Bruce Jenner “fist-pumping Jersey Shore-style” while his son DJ’ed and and said “FUCK. THIS. I’m better than this.” And then he bounced, waiting to return when their camera crew left.
Hollywood’s A-list crust gets it: The Kardashians may have Kanye in the family now, but they’re still talentless twats. No one wants to associate with fame mouth-breathers.
Bravo for being better than them, Leo.
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