by Brandon Wenerd on July 8, 2014

Film DiCaprio Maguire

Holy shit: Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing a nitrus dealer who sells balloons for $5 a pop outside Phish shows in his next roll? I mean… They are on tour right now.

Check out his facial hair. Clearly his supermodel girlfriend Toni Garnn gives zero fucks about the scruff. It’s just a little shocking because it defies the clean-cut Leo look that ladies seem to get all googly-eyed over:


Leo does have the crunchy Phish show dance moves down. I can totally see him breakin’ it down at Randall’s Island this weekend during the inevitable second set Tweezer. Bro knows how to keep it rollin’ like Diego:



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About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.