Leonardo DiCaprio Is Over In Cannes Partying Like A Rock Star On His Giant Yacht

Leonardo DiCaprio is my true spirit animal.

Over the last week or so we’ve shared with you photos of many of the sexy starlets who are attending the Cannes Film Festival.

But there is only one male star over in Cannes that’s worth us sharing with you, and of course, it’s got to be none other than Bro King Leonardo DiCaprio.

Bro isn’t just over there for show either. He’s hanging out on a 450-foot luxury yacht, where he reportedly threw a monster bash on Wednesday, because fuck yeah he did.

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Yep, DiCaprio is still sporting his scraggly beard, because why the fuck not? Who’s going to tell him to shave it? The ninnies who are making all the women over there wear heels instead of flats? No chance. Dude owns his own fucking tropical island.

Leo was also reportedly chilling with Bradley Cooper’s new girl, supermodel Irina Shayk, which is usually a bad sign for someone like Bradley Cooper. But word on the street was that it’s all good. They’re “just friends.” Leo would never do a bro like that, right? Right?