This week we rejoiced that the "Entourage" movie is really, actually happening. ALL PRAISE MARK WAHLBERG. While snarky hipster blogs got all stupidly holier-than-thou about the news, we here at BroBible toasted the movie announcement by chest-bumping each other, slamming Nattys, and hot boxing the office with the dankest Honey Duchies $10 can buy. We're just mad chill like that, Bros.
Earlier in the week Andy and AG did a hell of a job envisioning 17 theories of what might happen in the "Entourage" movie. Vince is going to do a big, critically-acclaimed TV show, Drama will become a YouTube sensation, Turtle will move to Colorado to go "legit" with dealing legal weed, and E will keep being a bitch, except now he'll be a bitch with a kid. It's predictable stuff, but we'll watch the hell out of it anyway.
Having a little bit of fun with the news, a creative soul on Tumblr set up an account to "leak" the script. No, it's not the real script, numskulls. But the result is a hilarious lampooning of just how predictable "Entourage" has become. If this fake-funny script is to be believed, it looks like the dream co-star guest list is will be solid: Jennifer Lawrence, Ryan Gosling, Prez Obama, and Quentin Tarantino all make appearances.
Give it a read and laugh away. We'll probably have A LOT to say over the next few months about the Entourage movie, go ahead and follow BroBible on Twitter here.