Entertainment
by Andy Moore on September 13, 2013

The sequel brings back Danny Trejo, who, once again, wins the award for Actor in Hollywood You'd Least Like to Meet in a Dark Alley. He's joined by Lady Gaga, a murderous van-driving psychopath, and Sofia Vergara, a killer who fires bullets from metal-plated breasts. (Vergara also has a gun-firing penis, because transsexualism is in, you guys.) In the first official clip from the film, which is released October 11, all three stars get to show off their best, uh, assets. Robert Rodriguez has lost his mind. 

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