I don’t really know anything about Kylie Jenner except that she comes from the Kardashian/Jenner bloodline and just had a birthday party where her weird older sister twerked while some dude zooted fat rails of blow in the background. The Kardashian camp is denying said allegations, of course, but IDK — That video tells a different story.
Anywhoo, over the weekend 17-year-old Kylie Jenner sent Twitter and Instagram into a tizzy. She filmed a couple of short Snapchat videos of herself dancing to Future’s “Rich $ex” in a shirt that said “Eat Me Out” a la the In-N-Out Burger logo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/5lZYdsMw7q/This, understandably, kicked the proverbial social media beehive. Here are a few reactionary tweets Complex grabbed:
Kylie Jenner was wearing a shirt that said "eat me out" if I walked out the house wearing that my mom would drag me back in & kill me 😂
— Kayla Champion (@Champ_Kayla) July 26, 2015
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Kylie Jenner is honestly embarrassing lol like idk why r u wear a shirt that says eat me out ur 17
— samanthaleigh (@RamSosario) July 26, 2015
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Nothing classier than seeing 17 year old Kylie Jenner dance around to the song "Rich $ex" while wearing a shirt that says "Eat Me Out" 🙂
— KT (@warmbloodprobs) July 26, 2015
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Kylie Jenner is wearing a shirt that says "eat me out" so that's some great parenting there
— Lia (@lia_cal) July 26, 2015
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KYLIE JENNERS SNAPCHAT IS THE WORST & she's wearing a shirt that says EAT ME OUT 😓 pic.twitter.com/qllfKfwxvx
— katie (@k80claire) July 26, 2015
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When Kylie Jenner's shirt in her snap story says "eat me out." YOURE YOUNGER THAN ME WTF KRIS WOULD NOT BE PROUD
— Rachel Duprey (@rachhhelduprey) July 26, 2015
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Looking at Kylie Jenner's snap chat and she had on a mesh shirt with the in-n-out logo but it says eat-me-out. Child. You are 17. Chill.
— coolbreeeze (@coolbreeeze_) July 26, 2015
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Kylie Jenner wore a shirt on Snapchat that says “eat me out” .. she’s 17.. pretty obvious money can’t buy class.
— KC Montero (@KCMontero) July 26, 2015
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Personally, I will never understand why Kylie Jenner is famous or someone America should care about, but apparently that’s the why of the world these days. I have no opinion about her. But a close friend of mine who is a teacher said that teens these days try to make “Kylie Jenner lips” in school. Apparently it’s some sort of trendy fashion statement or something. Like, I don’t even know what that means.
How far the world has fallen since my days of doodling on my Discman with a whiteout pen and making Duct Tape wallets to stick in the back of Jnco Jeans.