One of the gazillions of reasons why being a kid is awesome is because you get assigned creative writing lessons like this. A teacher on Reddit was pleasantly surprised when her student’s letter to Santa was from the perspective of Bowser, King of the Koopas, from Nintendo’s Mario sagas. It turns out that Bowser is just misunderstood, you guys, much like the Big Bad Wolf and Skynet. Mario’s a real asshole for destroying his castle over a little kidnapping.