Watch Keanu Reeves Have A Threesome With Two Hot Chicks Before His Life Becomes A Living Hell

The title of this post is the only way I can describe the synopsis of Eli Roth’s new horror flick with Keanu Reeves, Knock Knock. It comes out in August and the trailer features Keau railing two hot chicks that show up at his door when his wife and kids are out of town. There’s some pretty tame shower sex with the dripping wet ladies (played by Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas) before things get REALLY weird.

Neo’s nightmare is proof that sometimes you should just take the blue pill. Sometimes you don’t need to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Fuck you, Morpheus.

It’s like a sexual version of Saw or something. The part with the school girl costume is definitely creepy. But hell — if chicks can watch 50 Shades Of Grey, I guess Bros can watch this — I think it belongs on every Bro’s summer must-see list for the kink factor alone.

I consider it a cautionary tale: Be careful with the strange you’re hooking up with out there.

Hits theaters August 13th.

Who doesn’t have a cell phone that can’t survive a little water these days? Come on, Keanu. How could you not see this coming?

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com