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by Kyle Koster on July 9, 2014

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Justin Bieber will be charged with misdemeanor vandalism for decorating his neighbor’s house with eggs. He’s freakin’ teflon. Can’t pin a felony on him, no sireebob.

The L.A. County District Attorney will file the charge … after months of trying to decide whether to file the case as a misdemeanor or a felony.

TMZ posted video — ¬†shot by the victim during the January attack — in which Bieber’s voice is clearly heard. And surveillance video seized from Bieber’s home showed he was right there at the scene of the crime during the egging.

One prosecutor who investigated the case told the victim of the attack, “If this isn’t a felony, nothing is.”

Months! This took months! Definitely a worthwhile investigation.

…I guess that prosecutor lives in a felony-free society now. Sounds like a good plot for a Michael Bay movie.

Anyone disappointed in the lesser charge can rest easy with the knowledge there will surely be more incidents in the future for serious prison time to be threatened.

[HT: TMZ]

 

 

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