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by J. Camm on January 20, 2014

According to the RadarOnline, below is the text exchange between Bieber and Selena Gomez (Radar obtained it from a cellphone registered to her stepfather so it all must be true, right?), during the exchange there were apparently also some nudes Bieber sent to her as well, but no one needs to see what a naked 11-year-old boy looks like.

Justin: 'Baby come on, I love you'

Selena: 'I don't buy that bullshit anymore. I was honest with you and I gave you a second chance. All my friends were right, You’re such an asshole.'

Justin: 'You're all I need right now. I know I can make it right with you.'

Selena: 'U r a drug addict. U need help.'

Justin: 'Come on. Don’t tell me you don’t miss this.'

At that point, Bieber's next text is a graphic photo. Radar did not publish them. Why? I don't know. Maybe because they don't post graphic images on their site or maybe they just couldn't determine if it was of a male penis or an ear of baby corn.

Selena: 'Stop . You need to listen to Scooter [Braun, Bieber's manager] and go to rehab. U r sick.'

Justin: 'Rehab? Fuck that! I make that fucker so much money. Cum on baby.'

Biebs sends another photo. I think he spelled “come” that way for a reason. He also wrote it as “CUM ON BABY.” That's disgusting. Homeboy could benefit from learning how to use a comma.

Selena: 'Why r u sending these to me. We r done. And how can u let [Lil Za] take the fall or your actions.' 'U need to grow the fuck up. I hope you get jail time. U deserve it at this point.'

Justin: 'FUCK YOU!!!!! I need to grow up?! HA ok! Enjoy life with OUT ME BITCH!!! Fuck you. Fuck Scooter. Fuck all y'all. IAM DONE!'

Selena: 'Good!!! Go retire or whatever bullshit attention ur trying to get.'

Justin: 'Can't hear you over my cash, babe! You're only famous cuz of me. You know it. I know. Everybody knows. Bye.

Selena:'I know all about Kristina btw. Fuck U.'

Justin: 'Go fuck someone else. Keep that talentless pussy away from me!'

Gomez pulled exactly zero punches during that exchange. Kept throwing and connecting haymaker after haymaker. She did, however, miss a great opportunity to take the classic female shot at his lack of endowment. Even if he's packing heat, guys hate hearing a girl is unsatisfied with their penis. Could have really ruined his night with a well-timed infant dick comment. Although I don't know if he would have even caught that dig, what with all the noise his cash was making at the time. 

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[H/T RadarOnline]

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About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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