I don’t know if we’re just completely jaded with Bieber these days, but nothing he does anymore shocks me. He could buy his own NASA spaceship just to use it as his own personal jerk-off pad up in space and we’d be like “How nice, maybe it’ll explode on launch. It didn’t? Oh…is it time for lunch yet?”
Reportedly Bieber spent a week doing “intense Bible study” after he self-released his racist video “parody”, then got baptized in a bathtub. Why a bathtub? He says it was because people kept recognizing him whenever he visited churches. More likely reason why? Because it’s Justin fucking Bieber and he kept bursting into flames whenever he crossed over into holy ground.
I want more like this!
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