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Stephen Colbert Gloriously Mocks the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom Bitch-Fest

By / 07.31.14

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I try to keep my distance from any story involving Bieber, because GODDAMMIT I really don’t care if he lives or dies. The amazing thing is, for all the bitching our readers do when our other editors post about Bieber’s latest run-in with his own stupidity, our traffic sky rockets. That tells me something. Although I haven’t figured out what that something is just yet. Are you hate-reading? Or do we have some lingering Bielibers in the crowd? Beats the shit out of me.

Last night, Stephen Colbert took a blow from his normal schtick of mocking politics and other world events to tackle this very unimportant story. He even took the liberty of handing out ridiculous celebrity-couple nicknames to all parties involved in this feud.


TAGSJustin BieberOrlando BloomStephen ColbertThe Colbert Report
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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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