Julianne Hough Shares Her ‘Levels Of Drunkenness’ And All Are Scary And Hot

Julianne Hough visited Conan last night to hype her new cover of Shape magazine and just look fucking hot. Seriously. She was asked on the show just to look good, I’m sure of it.

Conan asked Hough about her dancing habits and Hough shared an inside look of just how alcohol affects the gorgeous blonde.

So to recap, when Julianne Hough is drinking she first gets super dancy, then super bossy, then birthday face and then she cries. I’d live through all those phases to take her home, I don’t care.

I’ve taken home lesser women who skip the first three phases and hang out in phase four for hours.

H/T Empty Lighthouse

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