Judge Judy is my spirit animal, and she should be yours too. You know why? Because even though she’s like a million years old she’s still a motherfucking boss. Despite not knowing what Grindr was, and the plaintiff explaining it as “It’s a social app that tells you where homosexual males are and their proximity. To where you are,” she sees through the bullshit and gets on her “Do I look fucking stupid you’re clearly looking to bang and not make friends you idiot I’mma cut you” grind. Fuck, if I were walking down a dark alley at night I’d rather run into Charles Manson than Judge Judy. Scary shit right there.
Oh, and to top it all off, the two men in the case met at Applebees. Winning.
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