by Boatshoe Bobby on June 10, 2014


When 21 Jump Street was released a few years ago, co-stars Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill made a friendly bet about what the opening weekend revenue amount would be. Channing said box office numbers would come in over $35mil, while Hill thought it would just break $30mil. The stakes were high and weird and Hill ultimately lost.

The lesson here is simple: Never accept a bet whereby if you lose you have to kiss a dick tip and if you win all you get is not having to kiss a dick tip.

Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.