It turns out, when Stewart interviewed Paula Broadwell (back in January) all the hints of an affair with David Petraeus were right under his nose, but as he says himself, "the whole time I was just staring at how defined her arms were and trying to think of another version of classic 'I'm an asthmatic old jew' jokes. I'm the worst journalist in the world." Can't fault him there, if you're not getting lost her striated delts and impressive brachialis separation, your focus is probably stuck checking out the parenthesis on her face. And now more than ever, we know what's been between those.

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