The Chick-Fil-A controversy is causing perfectly sane people on both sides of the debate to lose their damn minds. Banning Chick-Fil-A because of their stance accomplishes what, exactly? Scarfing down waffles fries in a display of support accomplishes what exactly (besides clogged arteries)? In an effort to restore a little sanity to the national conversation, Jon Stewart called out both sides, zeroing in Adam Smith heckling an hourly-wage drive-thru worker. In fact, on Tuesday night's "Daily Show," Stewart flat out called him a dick. It's awfully hard to disagree with that statement.

And then there's this...