Arnold is on his book tour and last night he hit the "Daily Show." The interview is far superior to the "60 Minutes" snoozefest, largely thanks to Jon Stewart, but in every interview Schwarzenegger stresses that his book "Total Recall" is about his successes and his failures and mistakes, and then he notes that's why he didn't omit the part about his extramarital affair with his beastly housekeeper. If I were the byproduct of that affrair, I'd be thrilled for the mention because who doesn't enjoy being called a mistake or refered to as one of his "failures"? Yep, kid's right up there on Arnold's regret list with "Last Action Hero" and "Jingle All the Way."