WELP! Omens come in threes. Isn’t that a saying? Regardless, sayings won’t matter when aliens take over this fucking planet. In the span of one week, we’ve had a certified UFO casually flying over Los Angeles, a deceased baby alien found in a San Jose, California resident’s backyard, and now this–aliens have infiltrated our video game systems and sending passive aggressive threats.
This was a deliberate, and frankly ingenious, move by those extraterrestrial bastards. If they are going to symbolically abduct one human being, why not pack a punch by abducting one of the most physically imposing men in the public eye? These fuckers are smart, bros. We’re playing checkers, they’re playing chess. Hug your loved ones. Winter may be coming sooner than expected.
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