When Jimmy Kimmel’s people approach you on the street, it’s not because you look particularly intelligent. Then again, most people who aren’t particularly intelligent want nothing more than to be on television. I guess this man-on-the-street stuff is a symbiotic relationship.
The late-night host decided to hold his own unauthorized auditions for the hotly anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie. As far as anyone knows, Kimmel is not affiliated with the motion picture in any way. And he’ll have to keep losing weight if he wants to be the title role. Like, enough to make us forget he was ever Jimmy Kimmel.
What transpired was predictably awkward and, at times, oddly hot. It wasn’t as good as Real Sex or anything, but definitely worth a few of your precious laughs.