So I learned two new things today. Jessica Biel has a little brother named Justin, who she probably doesn't talk to much. I also learned that Justin Timberlake has a liquor brand, 901 Silver Tequila. You may be asking yourself what those two facts have in common. It turns that out until last week Jessica's lil bro worked for the brand and before he was apparently let go he was really pissed off at Timberlake's lack of support for his own company. To get back at Timberlake, Justin Biel released a video on Fis facebook page ripping on Timberlake.

In the video, Justin Biel acknowledges the only reason he even got the job is probably because he is Jessica's brother. Then he starts ripping on Timberlake: "I've been waiting for [Timberlake] to do something with this f*cking brand -- make a song about it, put it in a god damn video, hold it up, take some pictures, I don't care -- just do something because we're dying on the motherf*cking vine here!"  Biel also highlights some new marketing ideas to expand the brand, including film a rap video and filming a sex tape with his hot girlfriend in which he pounds his girl and the tequila at the same time. He also has some very clever new marketing slogans:

• "901 Tequila ... mixes well with a bump of cocaine"
• "901 Tequila ... Steve Jobs used to drink it ... oh man that's too soon."
• "901 Tequila ... I only shit my pants once on it."
• "901 Tequila ... so god damn exclusive our own CEO doesn't even drink it."

Overall the video is hilarious, and even though he may not work there anymore this video did a better job of raising the tequila's profile than anything Timberlake ever did.

Hat Tip to TMZ