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Because The World Is A Fucked Up Place, The ‘Hot Felon’ Now Has A $100K Porn Offer

By / 07.02.14

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It’s surprising it took this long for some porn company to jump on the Jeremy Meeks train. Yesterday the world found out that Meeks landed a $30,000 modeling contract, and today he’s got another offer for more than 3x that…but for porn.

According to DailyDot,

“Dogfart Productions is offering him $100,000 —more than three times the value of the modeling contract that Los Angeles-based agency Blaze Models just offered him—to shoot two scenes a week.

‘We think Jeremy’s look is absolutely perfect for our network and would love for him to consider our offer in becoming Dogfart’s first male contract performer,’ a Dogfart spokesman said in a NSFW press release. ‘The women of the world want to see him, shirt off and balls deep and we are ready to make the dreams of hundreds of thousands of horny women and one man looking for a new start come true.’

Well, at least the Dogfart spokesman knows exactly what women want, aka hot felons sticking their fat rods into dirty porn pussy. That was actually at the top of my Christmas list last year but for some reason my parents skipped over it. Weird. Oh well, if Meeks takes up Dogfart on their offer then maybe I’ll finally get a white Christmas this year…and by white I mean full of semen. Obviously.


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Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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