Some people like to party harder than others on their birthday. Jason Biggs and his wife — of all people — take the party game to the next level. Earlier this week his wife Jenny Mollen appeared on The View to discuss her memoir, I Like You Just the Way I Am. In the book, Mollen discusses buying a hooker for Jason Biggs’ birthday so they could have a three-some. Apparently the guest host that day – Candace Cameron Bure, of Full House-fame — didn’t approve of Mr. and Mrs. Biggs’ lifestyle choices.
In fact, Cameron Bure got super feisty:
“How is that a great story?!” Bure said. “I’m sorry, how is hiring a hooker for your husband’s birthday, how is having threesomes, how is that celebrated?”
“I have a hard time finding the humor in that, as a woman who has been married for 18 years,” Bure said.
Gotta love Jenny McCarthy defending her. So Biggs went on the show yesterday to defend his hooker-buying wife, as a good husband does:
“We are very open people, we are real people. My wife is amazing,” Biggs said following Bure’s claims that Mollen wasn’t being genuine. “This is not a habitual thing on our part. We don’t have a group of prostitutes who come in and out of our house on a regular basis.”
“I didn’t have a good time in the end,” he admitted. “It took three ladies over the course of three different days. Let’s just say I didn’t complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn’t engaging with my wife the way I hoped she would and so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book.”
Marriage sounds fun.