After hyping it up for weeks, Howard Stern this morning crowned the hottest Tiger Woods mistress during an on-air beauty pageant. Noel Biderman, founder and CEO of AshleyMadison.com, co-sponsored the event and participated as a judge, along with Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, and Stern. Unfortunately, only three of Tiger's supposed 12-plus mistresses were in attendance: Tool Academy contestant Jamie Grubbs, Las Vegas model Jamie Jungers, and 26-year-old model Loredana Jolie Ferriolo. The winner walked away with $75,000 dollars and a 3.5-caret black diamond mistress ring, made by the famed Philadelphia jeweler Steven Singer. Thanks to The Daily Stern, we've provided the pageant's results along with a recap of juicy confessions about Tiger's crazy sex habits. Check it out after the jump.

First Place: Jamie Jungers 

What she won:$75,000, the black diamond mistress ring, and a first place sash. 

Juicy Confessions:

• Tiger called her "Jamie Juices."
• Tiger was the biggest pen*s she's ever had and the first black guy she's ever slept with.
• He wanted anal from her. She denied.
• She wanted a threesome with Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren.
• Her ex-fiancee told the media about her affair with Tiger.
• Tiger denied helping her with money and financial issues.
• She was with him when he got a call about his father passing away. 

Second Place: Jaimee Grubbs 

What she won: $15,000

Juicy Confessions:

• She was with Tiger for 2.5 years but didn't know Tiger was married until after dating him for a year.
• It took him three days before he kissed her.
• Tiger never used a condom during sex.
• Felt Tiger was jealous.
• Said that Tiger's pen*s wasn't nine inches but more like seven inches and "more girth than length."

Third Place: Loredana Jolie Ferriolo 

What she won:$5,000 and 50" Plasma screen TV

Juicy Confessions:

• She had an orgy with Tiger.
• She claims she met Tiger through a matchmaking service that he paid $15,000 dollars for.
• She's had sex with Bruce Willis and Michael Jordan, but claims Tiger "was the better lover."
• Claimed Tiger would invite girls from other countries.
• Claimed Tiger liked to watch his friend have sex.
• Claimed Tiger wanted her to toss his salad but she wouldn't.