by Rebecca Martinson on July 15, 2014

happy thrones

I walked into Game of Thrones having no idea about its base material and assuming that it was going to be a show about the Starks wrecking shit. And then the first 5 minutes of the first episode had zombies. And then the Starks got their shit pumped right back up their assholes. And everyone died…the end. But if everyone HADN’T died, it would look like this, complete with awful puns and a soul-crushing laugh track. In other words, it makes you happy for what we’ve got, even if that includes the Red Wedding.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.