Khal Drogo

Claim to Fame: Guy who is always at the gym. So much so, that he eventually becomes an in-house trainer, and conducts all his activities within the facilities of the fitness center. For instance, having sex. A lot of sex.

Academics: Whatever people do before graduate programs in physical therapy

Fun Fact: That cute girl that’s always on the elliptical? Banged by Khal.

Robb Stark

Claim to Fame: Shocking everyone, and actually dating that girl from that other, less prestiguous school who clearly has some skeletons in her closet. No questions asked because he appears to know what he's doing. 

Academics: Arts and Design--Robb doesn't think...he acts on his super-important emotions.

Fun Fact: In his spare time he hopes to leverage his strange, deepish voice into a career as an impressionist.

Varys

Claim to Fame: Adored superstar of the LGBTQ and/or experimental sexuality group on campus. Not unlike that really cool gay dude on your campus, girls will claw tooth and nail to be considered his best friend, so that they can then brag to everyone that they're friends with a guy that they tell EVERYTHING to. 

Academics: Despite the unrivaled flair of creativity he gives off, he truly has a business mind. And amazingly he’s never dipped below a 3.9 in all of college.

Fun Fact: He secretly pits all these girls that flock to him against each other, as he gets great pleasure out of behind the scenes emotional manipulation.

Eddard Stark

Claim to Fame: Was elected President of the school’s most prestigious fraternity--a job he took not because he wanted to, but because he was really the only good man for the job. Devoted all his time to his position, managing risk and maintaining a general presence that made him undoubtedly the greatest master the chapter had ever seen. That is, until some unforeseen and uncontrollable circumstances rendered his fraternity at the center of some ridiculous scandal that the University Administration needed to take swift and harsh action against. And Ned took the fall.

He also outdrinks the world. 

Academics: Political Science. Average student, though excelled at internship interviews and the like.

Fun Fact: Despite being a “really good” guy with a girlfriend for most of college, he had a moment of infidelity. This was mostly an outlet for him to “be an asshole for once.”

Petyr Baelish

Claim to Fame: Old school journalist and deputy editor of the school paper, Baelish sneakily befriended some important people with huge social reaches, only to artificially manufacture some huge scandal that would bring them down, and provide himself with the respect and under-the-radar power that he so deserves.

Academics: Psychology. Has a fiery romance with the TA.

Fun Fact: The kind of kid that everybody knows, but no one is actually friends with.

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