24. Racist Kermit

The less celebrated side of Jim Henson's most famous muppet. 

23. Gay Car Alarm

"Super"

22. Being A Mets Fan

Every year. 

21. Barely Foreign Guys

So close, yet so far away. 

20. Jewish Fight Club

"Ok, let's eat!"

19. Drug Dealer Math

Some things you learn in school CAN be used in the real world. 

18. One Tree Hill

High school, in a nutshell. 

17. Robert Loggia 

"space"

16. I'm Not a Horse...I'm a Broom

"Honestly Diane...I'm suprised."

15. "I'm Rich and You're Poor, But Let's Dance Together"

At least 50% of romance movies, explained in three sentences. 

14. Canadian Alcatraz

Top-notch security. 

13. Italian Guy in Any Given Hypothetical Situation

It's a good thing it wasn't him. 

12. Buttscratcher

Here's to you randomly shouting "buttscratcher" for the rest of the week. 

11. Why the Other Vowels Hate "Y" 

What a dick. 

10. The WNBA

The fan has spoken. 

9. Will Smith's Nice, Clean Rap

The mannerisms are impeccable. 

8. Alan Rickman's Answering Machine

Without a doubt, the scariest answering machine of all-time. 

7. Cookiebook/Cookie Monster Goes to Rehab

Some double trouble from our friend, the Cookie Monster. 

6. Busy Businesswoman

Overworked, undersexed. But it's all about to change. 

5. Peter Speaks Italian

A classic scene

4. Asian Woman Driver

To be fair, she did wish everyone good luck. 

3. A Black Woman In Hindsight

"Mmmmhhmmmm."

2. Chester the Cheetah

Finally, we learn why he's so damn cool. 

1. Every Pizza Place

There are too many things in here not to die laughing.