According to himself,  pleasure seeker Fred Willard didn't even enjoy the movie that he jerked it to last week. Also, he says that what he did was apparently PG. Meaning that...yea, not gonna go there: 

For his public display of affection, Willard was fired from his hosting duties for PBS' "Market Warriors." In other news, it seems as if there is a market for adult theaters that double as racquetball courts.

[H/T: The Wrap]