by Boatshoe Bobby on June 27, 2014


I would have gone out the same way. My mother always told me, “Bobby, when you don’t know an answer in school, remind the teacher that you’re good-looking so they know you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t need to know answers to get through life.”

Mom always had the best advice.

The final jeopardy ego stroke happens at the around the 17:20 mark.

When Alex Trebek said, “Good for you, Ari,” Ari should have responded, “All this handsomeness is good for me, Alex. It’s reallllllll good” followed by him immediately grabbing the lady to his left and sucking face with her.

Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.