This Dude Will Be Thinking About This Insanely Stupid ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Puzzle Guess Until His Dying Day

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Bruh. I’m far from the sharpest knife in the drawer so this should be especially insulting coming from me. ‘Special Double-Siged Issue,’ huh? That’s what you’re going with? Figal answer? You don’t care to put one atom of brain poger into your initial answer? Maybe just say it agloud? Still makes segse? Ok, there’s no fucking hope for you, pal.

The mere fact that this dude is presumably a contributing member in society is beyond mind-boggling. He probably is someone’s manager at some job some where. A more frightening prospect is that he has children who depend on his fucking idiocy to survive.

Wheel of Fortune has been on the air for 32 years and still haven’t had a What the Fuck Were You Thinking segment, where they gather all these mouth breathers and try to pick their brains on how the fuck the tossed a wide open layup over the backboard. That would be top-shelf entertainment. Maybe waterboard the person with the dumbest answer? I don’t know, just spit ballin here.

P.S. I would have guessed ‘D’ even though there are already double ‘D’s’ up there and would have lost all the money and put on somebody’s website and mocked mercilessly for my stupidity. But it didn’t happen to me so this guy’s the pathetic loser.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.