Entertainment
by Brandon Cohen on May 28, 2014

Screen Shot 2014-05-28 at 4.34.16 PM

In the old battle of fists vs. canoe paddle, I’ll take canoe paddle ten out of ten times. If I were a ninja turtle, and had the chance to choose my weapon, I’d demand canoe paddle. It’s just such a versatile and deadly weapon.

This isn’t much of a fight, as the guy who takes the walloping doesn’t seem to want to engage in the first place. Even after multiple whacks with the canoe paddle, he just stands there, obediently taking his beating.

Perhaps he’s going with the rope-a-dope strategy, hoping Big Boy will tire himself out, and then will be his time to pounce! Unfortunately for Short-Sleeve Button Down Guy, this fight is long over before he has a chance to retaliate.

I wonder if Big Boy keeps a canoe paddle in his trunk specifically for these types of confrontations, or there just happened to be a canoe paddle nearby. If it is in fact Big Boy’s canoe paddle, which he uses for his weekly canoe trips, I can’t imagine that it was worth it to destroy one of his only two paddles, when he ends up relying on his fists to finish the job anyway.

[H/T Worldstar]

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.