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‘Duck Dynasty’ Patriarch Phil Robertson Told Fox News’ Sean Hannity How Obama Should Deal With ISIS

By 09.03.14


Duck Dynasty‘s Phil Robertson is not one to ever back down when asked to give a hot take. He’s proven that. Let’s not forget that he’s the man who said this

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there,” he explained, “bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”

“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus, that’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

That take is hotter than the earth’s core. Get too close to a take like that and you’ll lose your fucking eyebrows for the foreseeable future.

Now that you’ve been reacquainted…Robertson was on Fox News’ Hannity yesterday having a chit-chat about his new book “UnPHILtered” — HILARIOUS PLAY ON WORDS! — with Sean Hannity. Obviously, Hannity HAD to ask him about the ISIS situation. Knew he couldn’t hold that piece of viral fruit and NOT dangle it in Robertson’s face.

Here’s how that went.

J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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