by Boatshoe Bobby on June 3, 2014



More often than not, when an character in a movie mutters, “don’t die on me, you son of a bitch,” the son of a bitch dies on him. Because sons of bitches are selfish.

Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.