This movie is going to be HUGE with the Axe body spray-bathing BENNY crowd. “Don Jon's Addiction” is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's directorial debut. It flick about a fist-pounding, GTLing Jersey meathead who's addicted to Internet porn received steller reviews at the Sundance Film Festival. Gordon-Levitt's character, “Don Jon” Martello, declares, “There’s only a few things I really care about in life: my body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, and my porn.”
When Martello's "girl" is a kinda skanky-lookin' Scarlett Johansson with thicker-than-a-Jersey tomato Morris County accent, I'm not sure why exactly he needs porn. She's got the accent down pat. Must have spent a couple of Memorial Days crushing brews at Leggetts Sand Bar in Manasquan.