Domino’s ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’-Inspired Ad Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever

When you think kinky sex you think of two things: Fifty Shades of Grey and Dominos pizza. The restaurant has adroitly joined the two together to create one of the more memorable — and sexually confusing — advertisements you’ll feast your eyes upon.

The S&M-themed ad touts the company’s spicy sriracha pie in Israel.

Just looking at it makes one’s tongue throb with empathy.

It may make you hungry. It may make you horny. It may do both — or neither! No one is telling you how you should feel. That’s a matter of personal preference.

It’s a damn shame the company needs to go to such extreme lengths to drum up interest in a sriracha pizza. That product should sell itself.

[H/T: Mediaite]