From Uproxx comes a terrific It's Always Sunny find: Cosmopolitan Magazine recently ran a piece on decoding men's Facebook statuses (spoiler alert: they pretty much mean what they say!), only to completely miss a reference to everyone's favorite charmer, Dennis Reynolds.
Demonstrate value. Engage physically. Nurture dependence. Neglect emotionally. Inspire hope. Separate entirely. Just read that list without even knowing what Dennis does on It's Always Sunny. Not even a magazine's editor can recognize a total sociopath.