It was a special Halloween edition of "Clueless Gamer" last night, and if you've ever wondered what Conan would look like under a night filter lens, the answer is: very, very pale.
Along with long-time gaming sherpa Aaron Bleyaert, Conan reviewed three PC horror-survival games, Slender, Amnesia, and Outlast. And he did not come away impressed with Slender or Amnesia. "Is this a European game? Because Europeans, man they blow sometimes," Conan said of Slender, before later calling Amnesia "forgettable" and appropriately ripping apart its premise. "I have amnesia but I know it's 1839, my name is Daniel and I'm in Prussia. Those are things that if you have amnesia, the first questions they ask is 'What year is it?' 'What's your name?' and 'Where are you?' And you don't have amnesia if you can answer them."
Outlast came across better. I won't spoil it, but the game is gory—and it looks pretty fucking fun.
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