Colbert Just Massacred Any Chance The World’s Most Idiotic Kickstarter Had Of Raising Money

Everything Colbert just said in this video were thoughts that came to my head when I Googled the “Vessyl”. Why would I pay $200 for a cup? Why have I suddenly become so illiterate that I can’t read the nutritional facts that are literally on EVERY PRODUCT and now need a cup to tell me the calories of whatever I’m drinking?
Why did it take so goddamn long to “invent” something that sits upright on tables and holds liquids…aka a cup. The world may never know.