Vertical video is a scourge that must be stopped. It’s the provenance of lazy people, ones who can’t be bothered to turn their camera just 90 degrees to the right for a beautiful shot. Instead, we get treated to black bars on what could be amazing viral videos.
Don’t think it’s all that bad? Then watch classic movies filmed vertically and behold how shitty they are. 8 Mile is my favorite, but all of it is worth your time.