My lady friend flipped over to the TLC show “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” recently. Twenty minutes later, I was taking a shower and having an existential crisis. What in the name of lard-flavored comedy did I just watch?!!

Anyway, the exploitive series has since become a cultural phenomenon, so it only makes sense that “Seven Psychopaths” stars Christopher Walken, Sam Rockwell and Colin Farrell were asked to re-enact some of the redneck gang’s best moments.

If the thought of a ketchup-butter hybrid doesn’t make you throw up, you’re a sick and twisted individual.

Also, not to be morbid here, but I don’t think it ends too well for little Honey Boo Boo. Darwin’s theory has to kick in at some point, right?

[Screen Junkies]