Chris Pratt is either truly the most amazing Hollywood star on the planet or he has gotten this whole how to market yourself down to a science like we’ve NEVER seen before from an actor. I am praying for the former, because I want to believe in Chris Pratt.
From making kids dreams come true to singing his own Jurassic Park theme songs to giving acting lessons wile drunk and pre-emptively apologizing for all the stupid shit he knows he’s going to say, he’s a true man to admire these days.
Hell, he even loves BJs!
What can I say? I do. I love Beijing.
Posted by Chris Pratt on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Oh, whoops, that means Beijing. Sure it does…
But out of all the things Pratt’s done, I dare say that nothing beats watching him standing on the porch teaching his 2-year-old son Jack the Pledge of Allegiance on Memorial Day.
The bar has been set pretty high now, Mr. Pratt. Don’t you go letting us down now.