Chris Pratt Posts Apology On Facebook For All The Offensive Shit He Might Say Eventually

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People think being famous is easy, but I assure you that aside from all the money and pussy and money and pussy and money and pussy, shit is ROUGH. Especially when you hit a certain level of fame, where your every move and comment is under constant surveillance of the paparazzi and PC police.

Since the media and trolls on the Internet feel the need to always pick apart EVERYTHING and accuse people of being monsters for even the most innocent of comments, Chris Pratt decided to go on the offensive. He knows he’ll eventually fuck up and do/say something wildly idiotic during his Jurassic World media tour, so instead of scrambling for forgiveness after the fact, now he can just point at his Facebook apology and say “see, I told you I’d fuck up.” Provided that his “fuck up” is minor enough to fit under the umbrella of a sarcastic Facebook apology with no real sincerity whatsoever.

[H/T Barstool]