Judging by this Rolling Stone cover, Charlie Sheen and his suddenly frail stature appear to be far from winning. Though according to the former "Two and a Half Men" actor and human train-wreck, the hashtaggable catchphrase was something he never actually experienced:

“Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he’s off on some f—ing tour, there’s nothing ‘winning’ about any of that,” Sheen told the magazine. “I mean, how does a guy who’s obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial.”

The interview also covered Sheen's well-documented drinking habits.

On alcohol, Sheen was direct: “I mean, the sh-t works. Sorry, but it works. Anyway, I don’t see what’s wrong with a few drinks. … [My drink is] vodka. Straight, because I’ve always said that ice is for injuries, ha ha.”

Vodka downing Charlie will be back on the small screen in a new show called "Anger Management," which premiers June 28th on FX.  Like the network counterpart "Louie," the show will center around the life of its protagonist, blurring the lines between entertainment and reality. 

Given that Sheen is a borderline alcoholic at best, it doesn't seem too far-fetched that the real anger management could happen on set. In which case, Sheen may need that ice he doesn't want for his vodka. 

[H/T: Entertainment Weekly]