I will give you three clues as to which character from Game of Thrones won’t be appearing in season 5:
1. The name begins with an “H”
2. The name ends with “odor”
3. It’s not not Hodor.
Did you guess Arya Stark? Because if you did then you’re wrong, the answer is HODOR.
Despite Game of Thrones currently filming in Europe, Kristian Nairn (aka Hodor, come on guys we’ve been over this already) is bee-boppin’ around on his “Rave of Thrones” DJ tour. From an interview with the Australian Broadcasting Corporation:
MONIQUE SCHAFTER: Fans around the world are hungry for the next series of Game of Thrones, but they’ll have to be patient.
KRISTIAN NAIRN: We’re not actually in Season Five, by the way. We have a season off. We have a year’s hiatus.
MONIQUE SCHAFTER: Really?
KRISTIAN NAIRN: Solely because, I imagine, our storyline is up to the end of the books. … So I get a year off now to do Rave of Thrones and gallivant all over the world.
But…who will Bran tell to stop hodoring? Maybe it’s just a sign that Bran won’t need Hodor to carry him around anymore and he’ll finally fucking learn how to “fly.”
Quit cryin’ and start flappin’ yer arms ya bitch.
[H/T Uproxx]